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tekaweni 03-28-2004 12:25 AM

Kids advice to kids
 
# "Never trust a dog to watch your food."
Patrick, age 10

# "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. "
Hannah, 9

# "Never tell your mom her diet's not working. "
Michael, 14

# "Stay away from prunes. "
Randy, 9

# "Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. "
Emily, 10

# "When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. "
Taylia,11

# "Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. "
Traci, 14

# "Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers"
Mitchell,12

# "Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac."
Andrew, 9

# "Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time."
Kyoyo, 9

# "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
Armir, 9

# "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
Kellie, 11

# "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
Naomi, 15

# "Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick."
Lauren, 9

# "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. "
Joel,10

# "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. "
Alyesha, 13

# "Never try to baptize a cat. "
Eileen, 8

CinnamonGirl 03-28-2004 12:40 AM

That was cute...and some very good advice :)

macmanmike6100 03-28-2004 11:44 AM

oh wow; very clever kids!

Nancy 03-28-2004 11:50 AM

hehe kids are the greatest

Tman144 03-29-2004 05:54 PM

<i># "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
Naomi, 15</i>

I actually used that once sorta, but I used it to get my parents to buy half of my first car.

Luki 03-29-2004 07:28 PM

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. "
Hannah, 9
"Never try to baptize a cat. "
Eileen, 8


kids are great, I love them.

God of Thunder 03-29-2004 07:41 PM

Quote:

# "Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time."
Kyoyo, 9
I don't even want to know the story behind that one:lol:

sillygirl 03-30-2004 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by God of Thunder
I don't even want to know the story behind that one:lol:
Well, my advice along those lines is more of "Don't hold a cat anywhere near a vacuum..... our kitty was um... yeah... heeheehee *guilty smile*

Kllr Wolf 03-31-2004 08:59 PM

# "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. "
Joel,10


I learned this lesson myself where was the list when I was young.

deportes 04-01-2004 08:03 PM

cute ones

fatboss 04-02-2004 02:07 AM

All true,

All brilliant!

Thanks :thumbsup:


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