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03-27-2004, 08:04 AM
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Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!
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ANOTHER BLONDE JOKE....or is it?
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man:
"Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times." 
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03-27-2004, 01:58 PM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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FUNNY!
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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03-27-2004, 05:46 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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What? I don't get it.
(erm...yes...kidding...)
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