Brewmaniac

Patty is visiting her father Ralph at the nursing home.
'I've been sleeping really well these past few weeks,' Ralph says.
'Why?' Patty asks. 'Have the nurses been giving you something to help you
sleep?'
'Yes,' Ralph says. 'Every night I'm given a glass of warm milk and viagra.'
'Why are they giving you viagra?' she asks.
'I don't know,' Ralph says.
Patty finds a nurse down the hall and asks to know more about their sleeping
aids.
'The warm milk helps him sleep,' the nurse says.
'But why the viagra?' Patty asks.
'Oh,' the nurse says. 'That just keeps him from rolling out of bed.'

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Eviltree

well, its funny, in a funny way

TerresqueÜ

Hahaha, good one.

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vevaphon

cute. i'll have to give that a try.

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riptide4070

I wonder if that would really work......

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