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And study. I think I may have cracked the woman's secert code.

Subject: 13 Things PMS stands for

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And my favorite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

THE HORMONE WARNING:

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are
days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he
takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as
common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or
significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for
dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples
left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with
that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

And remember: Money talks.... But Chocolate
sings

In conclusion. I have determed. that this study could be a hazard to my health and sex life. So no farther research will be conducted. (By order of the wife with a really REALLY heavy frying pan standing over me)

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What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary?
One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
~~David Letterman

Silverbrain

Posting this I'd say your days are numbered, and the fact I read this my days are numbered. But at least I have a better understanding of why now )

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Over Thinking, Over Analyzing
Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

sillygirl

Okay, if I'm complaining that I'm fat, and someone offers me chocolate, he will pay.


Otherwise... It's pretty much right on

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...