Deebs

The new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They had spent the day discussing the progress the country had made with the Russians before kicking them out. "They built us a power plant, an airport, and taught us how to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."

The ambassador looked pained and said, "Russian roulette is a dangerous game."

"Right, that's why we invented African roulette, would you like to play?"

"I'm not sure, how does it work?" The African clapped his hands and six gorgeous black women, all nude, came wiggling in, the diplomat explained,

"Choose the one you want to give you oral sex."

"That's a lot better and less risky than Russian routlette..."

"Not when one of them is a cannibal."

89transam

FUNNY, its on my list

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I'd rather be rich than stupid.

KellyC

cannibalism + oral sex = ??? ( too much to think)

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Gortexfogg

Hilarious!!

Nancy

that one was excellent! just had to share it with my co-workers

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.