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Jackebear 03-22-2004 04:51 AM

Hot Sister
 
This is not mine but it is toooo good not to share it with you.

Hot Sister

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

:D

Nancy 03-22-2004 06:28 AM

haha thanks for reminding me - I had forgotten all about this joke!

sillygirl 03-22-2004 08:24 AM

oh my god. I'd never heard this. *shakes head* oh my god. :lol:

Jackebear 03-22-2004 08:44 AM

Your welcome...I laugh everytime I read it. I saw it on a joke site when I was looking for material. I was an M.C. at my brother's wedding and I needed some laughs.

This one was the top rated one on the site.

aphex140 03-22-2004 08:48 AM

Fantastic

LOL. I will be sharing that one good post
5*'s

Iliftrocks 03-22-2004 01:11 PM

I never heard that one before, funny stuff

absorbentishe 03-22-2004 02:03 PM

Haven't heard that before, that's a classic!

Ilow 03-22-2004 04:28 PM

I thought the moral was don't get married.

losthellhound 03-22-2004 04:35 PM

LOL I love it

diddagirl 03-22-2004 05:18 PM

LOL. Very nice

jfelco 03-22-2004 11:02 PM

i threw a couple in my glove compartment...

acostello 03-23-2004 05:53 AM

The other variation I heard had mother-in-law instead of sister-in-law :)

Bleed Me Dry 03-23-2004 08:06 AM

That was great.

kwoodmex 03-23-2004 12:53 PM

good stuff!

twilightfoix 03-24-2004 12:37 PM

*note to self, remember that joke, very funny.

bacon_masta 03-24-2004 07:52 PM

wow. good thing i keep my condoms in my car

johnsmith 03-25-2004 07:20 AM

That's great, I figured it was a test, but I didn't see the twist coming.

RaDiAn 03-25-2004 09:45 AM

That is great...I will have to share this for sure!! Thanks for posting!!

belicious 03-25-2004 12:16 PM

Killed me, THANKS.

sapphire 03-25-2004 01:22 PM

LOL that's great


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