Tampons and Cigarettes
 

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this,yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers .. cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.
So....I figure if I have to roll my own .. so does she .

LOL :lol: pay back's a bitch!! or in this case..a bastard :lol:

good one! :lol:

That was too funny! Let me get back in my chair. Sounds like something that I would do to my wife.

Nice joke ^_^

lol Didn't see that one coming at all. That'd be an interesting scenaro to see played out if it was real...

pAYBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

don't roll it loose...

i like to roll my own cigarrettes.....it is way cheaper
like 5 dollars for a pack of 24.
or 2 dollars for about 100.

not to mention you smoke less when you have to roll them

maybe this would make his wife period less

Hah! I guess it would work, wouldn't it? :)

That's the best I've read in ages.

I second that )

lol, good one

disgusting and humorous. i'll tell my ladyfriend that one next time i ask for a smoke and she tosses me the rolling tobacco when she's got a pack in her hand

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And you can save them for later and use them as teabags.

great one

!!! Excellent !!!


thanks for the laffs

Cheers

I wonder what my wife would say or do If I came home with cotton balls and string for her?

Rolling your own ciggies are healthier than the overprocessed crap.