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bobby 03-21-2004 08:57 AM

Nuns???
 
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.
The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
He asked how.
She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water.
The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
He asked how.
"I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water.
Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting.
The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to wash her ass in it."

:crazy:

Crack 03-21-2004 10:04 AM

Mmmmmm... Nuns...

Some thing very erotic about nuns...

Maybe it's the fact that it is forbiden fruit...

or maybe.. I already know I am going to hell, so what the hell..

tommy thompson 03-21-2004 08:41 PM

Now, now sisters...there is no need to fight, the orders the Holy Father gave were direct and precise.....

Beanie 03-21-2004 08:59 PM

Sorry, i have a hard time thinking about nuns doing that stuff...

diddagirl 03-21-2004 09:00 PM

Yeah, I have heard that one before. Its a goodie.

small one 04-06-2004 07:47 AM

Heard it b4 but it still brings a smile


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