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Old 03-19-2004, 05:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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You gotta love Wal-Mart

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.

She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over
to the register.

There is a Wal-Mart associate standing there with dark shades on. She
says, "Excuse me, Sir ... can you tell me anything about this rod and
reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you will drop it on the counter I can
tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it
makes.

She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway.

He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
line. It's a good all around rod and reel, and it cost 20.00.

She says, "It is amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of
it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so
I'll take it."

He walks behind the counter to the register, she bends down to get her
purse and farts.

At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he
could tell it was her. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the
only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"

He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00,
and the catfish stink bait is $2.50.
And thank you for shopping Wal-Mart.
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Old 03-19-2004, 05:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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*snigger* That was funny!
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Old 03-19-2004, 11:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Reminds me of one about a shithouse door on a tuna boat.......
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Old 03-19-2004, 09:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah, i heard before, but still funny as hell.
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Old 03-19-2004, 11:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hahahahaha nice one
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Old 03-20-2004, 01:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Te-he very funny
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Old 03-20-2004, 05:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Very amusing.
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Old 03-21-2004, 03:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lo. i likey that one!
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Old 03-23-2004, 11:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
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whoops, should've held it in a little longer
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Old 03-23-2004, 11:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
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duck call....bwahaha
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Old 03-24-2004, 01:53 PM   #11 (permalink)
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lol good one!...and it explains the duck population in my neighborhood too.
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Old 03-25-2004, 01:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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very funny
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