Joke of the Day - May 5 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 05-05-2003, 01:19 AM

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls.

As he gets up, a thirteen-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip."

The old man snaps back, "Well, if your daddy did the same thing thirteen years ago, I would have a seat today."

frozenstellar · 05-05-2003, 04:45 AM

lol.. not bad. though have seen young teenagers refuse to give a seat on the bus to old people, which isnt cool.

Amaras · 05-05-2003, 11:25 AM

Hilarious. So sad, but sooo true!

ARTelevision · 05-05-2003, 02:50 PM

the parable of the little rubber thingee on the tip.
I can remember that one!
thanks, Jadz.

05-05-2003, 01:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - May 5 An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls. As he gets up, a thirteen-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip." The old man snaps back, "Well, if your daddy did the same thing thirteen years ago, I would have a seat today."

05-05-2003, 11:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	Hilarious. So sad, but sooo true! __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

05-05-2003, 02:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
ARTelevision I change Location: USA	the parable of the little rubber thingee on the tip. I can remember that one! thanks, Jadz. __________________ create evolution

05-05-2003, 04:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
frozenstellar Without Wings Location: Australia	lol.. not bad. though have seen young teenagers refuse to give a seat on the bus to old people, which isnt cool.