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Fremen 03-16-2004 02:24 AM

This is obscene!
 
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A certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

Church 03-16-2004 07:15 AM

Haha, I don't think it was here, but I've seen that one before. Classic. :D

fizzledorf 03-16-2004 08:01 AM

that's great -- nothing like a good illustrative demonstration

absorbentishe 03-16-2004 08:05 AM

That's great! I'll have to remember that one.

KellyC 03-16-2004 06:03 PM

Now um..does he clean the toilet too? Or leave it dirty and use the dirty water...?

stankybcn1 03-16-2004 09:10 PM

that's great

fatboss 03-17-2004 01:56 AM

Talk about getting a result !!! :thumbsup:

Sensei 03-17-2004 06:30 AM

That's grrrrrrrreat! Didn't see it coming.

losthellhound 03-17-2004 01:48 PM

love it, thanks

aarchaon 03-19-2004 03:59 AM

lol, thats funny as hell.

tekaweni 03-19-2004 01:04 PM

Awesome! thanks, this one goes into my joke armoury..

teseniarkc 03-20-2004 05:44 AM

I saw that one going around in an email chain not too long ago. It is still really funny though.

Blackthorn 03-20-2004 09:20 AM

That is outstanding!

VF19 03-20-2004 09:26 PM

lol killer.

Nancy 03-21-2004 02:31 AM

eeuwww! :lol:

Silverbrain 03-24-2004 01:42 PM

Creative ownage at work.

japhyryder 03-24-2004 01:53 PM

Always a classic, sometimes janitors are smarter then you can believe..

bacon_masta 03-24-2004 07:49 PM

hilarious. remind me not to piss that janitor off

small one 03-25-2004 02:24 AM

Thats disgusting

qtpye4u84 03-25-2004 02:37 AM

Yea my uncle is a janitor and he told me that when i was in high school lol so I think it was a joke not some thing that really happened if it was then good those girls are 12 they dont need to be wearing lip stick yet!!!!!!!!!!!!

sapphire 03-25-2004 01:49 PM

thats a little gross but VERY funny

Radi8tor 03-25-2004 02:29 PM

I was thinking it would have a dirty ending...but i wasnt thinking that kind of dirty!

moonstrucksoul 03-26-2004 04:59 PM

very funny

Unga 03-30-2004 03:00 AM

Bahaha! That reminds me of an old teacher of mine. He used to bring a box of timbits (little round donuts i guess) to school ever so often, leave his stuff on the table, go somewhere, and come back to find them all eaten. To get everyone back, he brought in another box of donuts, this time wiping each on the toilet seat first.. annnnndd they ate them up again! :D

raist 04-02-2004 08:37 PM

rofl great joke, have to pass that one around the office

SaltPork 04-09-2004 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Unga
Bahaha! That reminds me of an old teacher of mine. He used to bring a box of timbits (little round donuts i guess) to school ever so often, leave his stuff on the table, go somewhere, and come back to find them all eaten. To get everyone back, he brought in another box of donuts, this time wiping each on the toilet seat first.. annnnndd they ate them up again! :D

ummmmm....yeah.....uh, I think it might be a little different than that, but thanks for sharing.


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