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stankybcn1 · 05-04-2003, 11:00 PM

--THE EULOGY--

She married and had 13 children.

Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children.

Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, I think he means her legs."

mjby2 · 05-04-2003, 11:28 PM

surprised me!

darksparkles · 05-04-2003, 11:47 PM

hahaha, good one.

fizzledorf · 05-05-2003, 04:19 AM

unexpected ending

cchris · 05-05-2003, 07:19 AM

Clever

mturner333 · 05-05-2003, 07:23 AM

Crude but nice

ForgottenKnight · 05-05-2003, 09:57 AM

I didn't expect that punchline. Good one.

Eviltree · 05-05-2003, 12:32 PM

nice, didn't expect it at all

TerresqueÜ · 05-05-2003, 01:41 PM

From left field it's the punchline! Good one.

riptide4070 · 05-05-2003, 05:05 PM

not bad...but at least she was married

05-04-2003, 11:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
stankybcn1 Junkie	The Eulogy --THE EULOGY-- She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, I think he means her legs." __________________ I'll Throw You!

05-04-2003, 11:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
darksparkles Insane Location: Seattle	hahaha, good one. __________________ "I could be the walrus ... I'd still have to bum rides off people." -Ferris Bueller.

05-05-2003, 07:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Clever __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-05-2003, 09:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	I didn't expect that punchline. Good one. __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

05-05-2003, 01:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	From left field it's the punchline! Good one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-04-2003, 11:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	surprised me!

05-05-2003, 04:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	unexpected ending

05-05-2003, 07:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
mturner333 Upright Location: In Front of My PC	Crude but nice

05-05-2003, 12:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	nice, didn't expect it at all

05-05-2003, 05:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	not bad...but at least she was married __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'