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stankybcn1 05-04-2003 11:00 PM

The Eulogy
 
--THE EULOGY--

She married and had 13 children.

Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children.

Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, I think he means her legs."

mjby2 05-04-2003 11:28 PM

surprised me!

darksparkles 05-04-2003 11:47 PM

hahaha, good one.

fizzledorf 05-05-2003 04:19 AM

unexpected ending

cchris 05-05-2003 07:19 AM

Clever

mturner333 05-05-2003 07:23 AM

Crude but nice

ForgottenKnight 05-05-2003 09:57 AM

I didn't expect that punchline. Good one.

Eviltree 05-05-2003 12:32 PM

nice, didn't expect it at all

TerresqueÜ 05-05-2003 01:41 PM

From left field it's the punchline! Good one.

riptide4070 05-05-2003 05:05 PM

not bad...but at least she was married


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