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bobby · 03-14-2004, 07:26 AM

Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.
"Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"
"Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.
Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?"
The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.
Undaunted, Goldie asked. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before.
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

tekaweni · 03-14-2004, 09:12 AM

Oh that was GOOD! hahahahahahaha

cowudders14 · 03-14-2004, 10:03 AM

Very funny! If only it were that easy in real life...

mastboyx · 03-14-2004, 04:04 PM

ha! yeah that happened to me once... not!

Jadey · 03-16-2004, 10:23 PM

That was funny. I'd never heard that one before.

Thanks bobby!

scarebearjinx · 03-17-2004, 10:55 AM

thats great!!!

aarchaon · 03-19-2004, 04:00 AM

Hehe thats cool.

teseniarkc · 03-21-2004, 07:29 PM

Wow that was good.

tommy thompson · 03-21-2004, 08:38 PM

Muhwahahaahahha! I did not see that one coming!

diddagirl · 03-21-2004, 09:01 PM

LOL. That was funny. Thanks

VF19 · 03-21-2004, 09:09 PM

time to change my name

Gortexfogg · 03-22-2004, 06:25 AM

Hilarious stuff!

Nancy · 03-22-2004, 06:30 AM

excellent!

Blackthorn · 03-24-2004, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cowudders14
Very funny! If only it were that easy in real life...

HERE HERE!!! It should be that easy.

Silverbrain · 03-24-2004, 11:13 AM

Good one!

twilightfoix · 03-24-2004, 12:22 PM

that... was a good one

sapphire · 03-25-2004, 01:43 PM

hehe thats funny

small one · 03-26-2004, 04:04 AM

One of the best gags I've heard in a long time

ImperviousRed · 03-26-2004, 01:38 PM

haha - that was funny - had to share with co-workers.

kinsaj · 03-27-2004, 09:01 PM

that was great

03-14-2004, 07:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	CATS Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. "Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?" "Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book. Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?" The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading. Undaunted, Goldie asked. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before. As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

03-14-2004, 09:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Oh that was GOOD! hahahahahahaha __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

03-14-2004, 10:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
cowudders14 Bringer of good Moos... Location: Midlands, UK	Very funny! If only it were that easy in real life... __________________ Moo! I'm mooey!

03-14-2004, 04:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
mastboyx Insane Location: Mexico	ha! yeah that happened to me once... not! __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

03-19-2004, 04:00 AM	#7 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	Hehe thats cool. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

03-16-2004, 10:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jadey This Space For Rent Location: Davenport, Iowa	That was funny. I'd never heard that one before. Thanks bobby!

03-17-2004, 10:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
scarebearjinx Psycho Location: in a deep, dark hole where rainbow creatures attack me to eat my fingernails.	thats great!!!

03-21-2004, 07:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
teseniarkc Tilted	Wow that was good.

03-21-2004, 08:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	Muhwahahaahahha! I did not see that one coming! __________________ ...a wandering soul...

03-21-2004, 09:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
diddagirl Addict Location: Calgary, AB	LOL. That was funny. Thanks __________________ "Is it so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun, to have lived long in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done." -Matthew Arnold

03-21-2004, 09:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	time to change my name

03-22-2004, 06:25 AM	#12 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious stuff!

03-22-2004, 06:30 AM	#13 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	excellent! __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

03-24-2004, 11:13 AM	#15 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Good one! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

03-24-2004, 12:22 PM	#16 (permalink)
twilightfoix Insane Location: in the clouds ;)	that... was a good one

03-25-2004, 01:43 PM	#17 (permalink)
sapphire Tilted	hehe thats funny

03-26-2004, 04:04 AM	#18 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	One of the best gags I've heard in a long time

03-26-2004, 01:38 PM	#19 (permalink)
ImperviousRed Addict	haha - that was funny - had to share with co-workers.

03-27-2004, 09:01 PM	#20 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	that was great __________________ boom