CATS
 

Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.
"Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"
"Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.
Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?"
The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.
Undaunted, Goldie asked. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before.
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

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Oh that was GOOD! hahahahahahaha

Very funny! If only it were that easy in real life... :)

ha! yeah that happened to me once... not!

That was funny. I'd never heard that one before.

Thanks bobby!

thats great!!!

Hehe thats cool.

Wow that was good.

Muhwahahaahahha! I did not see that one coming!

LOL. That was funny. Thanks

time to change my name

Hilarious stuff!

excellent! :lol:

HERE HERE!!! It should be that easy.

Good one!

that... was a good one

hehe thats funny

One of the best gags I've heard in a long time

haha - that was funny - had to share with co-workers.

that was great