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TerresqueÜ · 05-04-2003, 07:36 PM

On the first day of an english class the professor stands up and says, "There are two words that I do not accept in my class. One is cool the other is gross." A student stands up and says "So what are the words?"

ForgottenKnight · 05-04-2003, 07:42 PM

HAHAHA! Good one!

Darklight Adept · 05-04-2003, 08:55 PM

hehe, damn kids never learn

mjby2 · 05-04-2003, 11:31 PM

groaner

darksparkles · 05-04-2003, 11:49 PM

hehehe.

pazza · 05-05-2003, 04:10 AM

Heh, something tells me thats not the high level english class then.

fizzledorf · 05-05-2003, 04:19 AM

sounds like high school, right?

mturner333 · 05-05-2003, 07:31 AM

Sounds like some of the drunk college students where I am from!

Hycdubg · 05-06-2003, 07:32 AM

Hey, I laughed so it must be funny.

GSRIDER · 05-06-2003, 09:27 AM

Thats a cherry.... must remember.

warrrreagl · 05-06-2003, 09:40 AM

Good one. Reminds me of an "I Love Lucy" where the Lucy wants everybody to take grammar lessons so that they will speak properly around the baby. The prof tells them, "There are two words I never want to hear you say; one of them is neat and the other is lousy." Fred replies, "Well, give us the lousy one first."

CheapBastid · 07-22-2003, 01:18 PM

And during the second day of English Class the teacher was speaking on Negatives.

"As you well know a single negative indicates a negative as in:
'There aren't any bananas for the monkeys'."

"As you might know generally a double negative is poor English as it logically indicates a positive. If you say 'We don't have none' you would be indicating that you have some, as you do not have 'none'."

"Interestingly in Russian a Double Negative can be properly used and indicates a Negative. Of course there is no language that can use a double positive to indicate a negative"

From the back of the room a bored voice pipes up with

"Yeah, right."

brad-va · 07-22-2003, 02:03 PM

hahaha.. thanks for the laugh

07-22-2003, 02:39 PM

hmm it was decent

papermachesatan · 07-22-2003, 03:10 PM

cute. :P

Regziever · 07-22-2003, 11:11 PM

Lol!! The second one was the best!! Great Jokes!

The_Dude · 07-23-2003, 01:44 PM

sounds like somethin they would say @ texas a&m

Stare At The Sun · 07-23-2003, 02:22 PM

Man, i can so see that happening...lol

vinnyferrozzo · 07-23-2003, 03:10 PM

good one!!

ButtNugget · 07-23-2003, 03:20 PM

Simple yet funny. Good!

ericg57 · 07-23-2003, 03:22 PM

hehehe

cchris · 07-23-2003, 04:34 PM

Picturing the professor's reaction ha ha

doctorphibes · 07-23-2003, 11:08 PM

The double negative thing is true for Polish too. Actually, I think it's all slavic languages.

Ok, so I'm a language dork. Well, I found these jokes funny.

KWSN · 07-26-2003, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
so what are the two words?

Yeah, Terresque... you stopped in the middle of the joke it seems. I don't get it.

GremlinDelirium · 07-26-2003, 11:13 PM

funny stuff... specially the second... Yeah right!!! jeez, some people...

05-04-2003, 07:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	The first day of english class On the first day of an english class the professor stands up and says, "There are two words that I do not accept in my class. One is cool the other is gross." A student stands up and says "So what are the words?" __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-04-2003, 07:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	HAHAHA! Good one! __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

05-04-2003, 11:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
darksparkles Insane Location: Seattle	hehehe. __________________ "I could be the walrus ... I'd still have to bum rides off people." -Ferris Bueller.

05-05-2003, 04:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	Heh, something tells me thats not the high level english class then. __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

05-06-2003, 07:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Hey, I laughed so it must be funny. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

05-04-2003, 08:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	hehe, damn kids never learn

05-05-2003, 04:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	sounds like high school, right?

05-05-2003, 07:31 AM	#8 (permalink)
mturner333 Upright Location: In Front of My PC	Sounds like some of the drunk college students where I am from!

05-06-2003, 09:27 AM	#10 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Thats a cherry.... must remember. __________________ No signature at this time.

05-06-2003, 09:40 AM	#11 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Good one. Reminds me of an "I Love Lucy" where the Lucy wants everybody to take grammar lessons so that they will speak properly around the baby. The prof tells them, "There are two words I never want to hear you say; one of them is neat and the other is lousy." Fred replies, "Well, give us the lousy one first." __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

07-22-2003, 01:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
CheapBastid Tilted off balance... Location: the last place you'd look	And during the second day of English Class the teacher was speaking on Negatives. "As you well know a single negative indicates a negative as in: 'There aren't any bananas for the monkeys'." "As you might know generally a double negative is poor English as it logically indicates a positive. If you say 'We don't have none' you would be indicating that you have some, as you do not have 'none'." "Interestingly in Russian a Double Negative can be properly used and indicates a Negative. Of course there is no language that can use a double positive to indicate a negative" From the back of the room a bored voice pipes up with "Yeah, right."

07-22-2003, 02:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
brad-va Crazy Location: VA	hahaha.. thanks for the laugh __________________ -- If at first you don't succeed, try something else. You're obviously no good at that.

07-22-2003, 02:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	hmm it was decent

07-22-2003, 03:10 PM	#15 (permalink)
papermachesatan Psycho Location: Texas	cute. :P

07-22-2003, 11:11 PM	#16 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol!! The second one was the best!! Great Jokes! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-23-2003, 01:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	sounds like somethin they would say @ texas a&m __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

07-23-2003, 02:22 PM	#18 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Man, i can so see that happening...lol

07-23-2003, 03:22 PM	#21 (permalink)
ericg57 Tilted	hehehe

07-23-2003, 04:34 PM	#22 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Picturing the professor's reaction ha ha __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-23-2003, 03:10 PM	#19 (permalink)
vinnyferrozzo Tilted	good one!!

07-23-2003, 03:20 PM	#20 (permalink)
ButtNugget Upright	Simple yet funny. Good!

07-23-2003, 11:08 PM	#23 (permalink)
doctorphibes Crazy	The double negative thing is true for Polish too. Actually, I think it's all slavic languages. Ok, so I'm a language dork. Well, I found these jokes funny.

07-26-2003, 11:13 PM	#25 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	funny stuff... specially the second... Yeah right!!! jeez, some people... __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~