Two Winos
 

Two winos are staggering down an alleyway, late at night, very drunk on cheap wine. Happy, arm in arm and singing, they suddenly stop dead in their tracks. Directly ahead of them is a flea-bitten, old mongrel, male dog - cleaning himself. One wino staring with bloodshot, unfocused eyes and on unsteady legs at the dog, then his crotch and then back at the dog.

He says, "Wow! Would I ever like to be able to do THAT!"

His friend looks at him, then the dog and then takes his drunken friend aside,

"You'd better pet him first, he looks vicious".

took me a few seconds to get it, but funny!

hahaha yeah me too i had to read it like 4 times... but on my defense!! i am from latin america ! :D

I think the best part is the typo in the headline. Friends don't let friends post drunk. ;)

Let me guess boo.

I had to read it several time before it made sense... tooo many wines your self......or one large rum and coke

My wheeler is faster and rides better

All that and I am on the wagon. No booze in the house or me.

I see a bit of attitude there my bro. First things first. IF you could ride it..... and 2nd no it doesn't. WOOF WOOF!

WOOF