A lion is drinking from a puddle...
 

A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion his third leg.

The gorilla takes off, and the lion takes off after him. The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit, a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The New York Times, sits down, and starts to read.

The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent, and roars,

" Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"

The gorilla says, "You mean the one that fucked the lion in the ass?"

The lion says, "My God! You mean it's in the paper already?"



Glad

:lol:

Oldie, but goodie...

hahaha.. I didn't even expect that.. I must be slow... hahaha.. very good... lol.

So stupid it's funny

heheh, very nice, didn't see that one coming!

found that kind of weird, but i got a laugh out of it

:lol: Gorillas!

haha

Oh yes that is quality.

wow, didn't see THAT coming. Good one.

hahaw :P i liked it

crap that's funny

nice

Good one!

funny

nasty gorilla

that's a damn good one, made me chuckle, thanks!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!

I read the joke in my head and gave lion and the ape english accents and its so fawking funny!! Especially the last part. :lol: :lol:

lol