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Old 03-07-2004, 11:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
It wasnt me
 
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Fuck I missed

A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "F*ck, I missed."

Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I f*ck’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh f*ck…" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you."

Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "F*CK, I Missed".
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Old 03-07-2004, 12:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol, that's a good one, didn't expect the end
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Old 03-08-2004, 02:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Good one ! I didn't expect the end either...
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Old 03-08-2004, 05:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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He he, funny stuff!
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Old 03-08-2004, 06:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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hahah cool
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Old 03-08-2004, 04:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Great one. Me enjoy.
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Old 03-08-2004, 04:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahaha didnt see it coming.
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Old 03-09-2004, 12:46 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hahahaha yeah definitely did not see that one coming
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Old 03-09-2004, 10:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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dang
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Old 03-10-2004, 11:20 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Good one!! lol
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Old 03-10-2004, 11:36 AM   #11 (permalink)
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lololololol thats great
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Old 03-10-2004, 01:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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zing...
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Old 03-10-2004, 03:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
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haha thats a really good one.
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Old 03-10-2004, 09:50 PM   #14 (permalink)
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As brian griffin says "ba ZING"

Mind if I use it?
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:53 PM   #15 (permalink)
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fairly funny one. i think ill tell it to someone
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Hahaha that's fantastic.
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Old 03-13-2004, 10:37 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I likes it
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Old 03-14-2004, 10:07 AM   #18 (permalink)
Bringer of good Moos...
 
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Now THAT's funny!
ROFL!
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Old 03-14-2004, 11:37 AM   #19 (permalink)
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haha thats hella funny
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Old 03-18-2004, 04:49 AM   #20 (permalink)
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hehe
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