Fuck I missed
 

A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "F*ck, I missed."

Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I f*ck’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh f*ck…" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you."

Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "F*CK, I Missed".

lol, that's a good one, didn't expect the end

Good one ! I didn't expect the end either...

He he, funny stuff!

hahah cool

Great one. Me enjoy.

hahaha didnt see it coming.

hahahaha yeah definitely did not see that one coming

dang

Good one!! lol

lololololol thats great

zing...

haha thats a really good one.

As brian griffin says "ba ZING"

Mind if I use it?

fairly funny one. i think ill tell it to someone

Hahaha that's fantastic.

I likes it

Now THAT's funny! :)
ROFL!

haha thats hella funny

hehe