blonde at the car shop

[PulpMind]

[copied from someone at another message board]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is, click HERE.

[DEI37]

Talk about a classic. Definitely and oldie, but most positively a goodie!

[Slacks_01]

lol, didn't get it until i saw the picture

[DEI37]

That's not good!

[cJoe]

Ha Ha. A good bar joke.

[mastboyx]

hahaah yeah i didnt get it either until i saw the picture, great one

[barrineze]

very funny

[Evil Milkman]

Heheh, good joke.

[WarWagon]

The scary part was that I actually had a middle aged woman come into NAPA last summer, and say "My husband said to get a new one of these because its cracked. I dont really know what it is, but it says 710 on the top if that means anything to you."

[fizzledorf]

great joke, hadn't heard it before...and didn't get it till i saw the pic!

[Lokus]

Heh, reminds me of this story I read in a magazine about a woman asking this car mechanic about a Ford Fiso. He replied he was sure Ford didn't put out a truck called the Fiso. So she went out into the parking lot and showed him an F-150.

[troit]

I haven't heard that joke in ages... Thanks for the laugh!