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PulpMind · 03-04-2004, 06:20 PM

[copied from someone at another message board]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is, click HERE.

DEI37 · 03-04-2004, 06:49 PM

Talk about a classic. Definitely and oldie, but most positively a goodie!

Slacks_01 · 03-04-2004, 07:15 PM

lol, didn't get it until i saw the picture

DEI37 · 03-04-2004, 08:29 PM

That's not good!

cJoe · 03-06-2004, 04:38 AM

Ha Ha. A good bar joke.

mastboyx · 03-06-2004, 10:14 AM

hahaah yeah i didnt get it either until i saw the picture,

great one

barrineze · 03-07-2004, 03:35 PM

very funny

Evil Milkman · 03-08-2004, 09:04 AM

Heheh, good joke.

WarWagon · 03-08-2004, 11:17 AM

The scary part was that I actually had a middle aged woman come into NAPA last summer, and say "My husband said to get a new one of these because its cracked. I dont really know what it is, but it says 710 on the top if that means anything to you."

fizzledorf · 03-08-2004, 11:32 AM

great joke, hadn't heard it before...and didn't get it till i saw the pic!

Lokus · 03-09-2004, 02:23 PM

Heh, reminds me of this story I read in a magazine about a woman asking this car mechanic about a Ford Fiso. He replied he was sure Ford didn't put out a truck called the Fiso. So she went out into the parking lot and showed him an F-150.

troit · 03-10-2004, 10:48 AM

I haven't heard that joke in ages... Thanks for the laugh!

03-04-2004, 06:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
PulpMind Addict Location: Portland	blonde at the car shop [copied from someone at another message board] A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." If you're not sure what a 710 is, click HERE.

03-04-2004, 06:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Talk about a classic. Definitely and oldie, but most positively a goodie! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

03-04-2004, 08:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That's not good! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

03-06-2004, 04:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
cJoe Insane	Ha Ha. A good bar joke. __________________ I've got plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it. ...Calvin

03-06-2004, 10:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
mastboyx Insane Location: Mexico	hahaah yeah i didnt get it either until i saw the picture, great one __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

03-04-2004, 07:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Slacks_01 Tilted	lol, didn't get it until i saw the picture

03-07-2004, 03:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
barrineze Registered User	very funny

03-08-2004, 09:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	Heheh, good joke.

03-08-2004, 11:17 AM	#9 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	The scary part was that I actually had a middle aged woman come into NAPA last summer, and say "My husband said to get a new one of these because its cracked. I dont really know what it is, but it says 710 on the top if that means anything to you."

03-08-2004, 11:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	great joke, hadn't heard it before...and didn't get it till i saw the pic!

03-09-2004, 02:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lokus I can't think of a good title Location: East Bay Area, CA	Heh, reminds me of this story I read in a magazine about a woman asking this car mechanic about a Ford Fiso. He replied he was sure Ford didn't put out a truck called the Fiso. So she went out into the parking lot and showed him an F-150. __________________ The black wind howls...

03-10-2004, 10:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	I haven't heard that joke in ages... Thanks for the laugh! __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...