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TrollInvestigtr · 04-19-2003, 11:25 AM

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.

able · 04-19-2003, 11:33 AM

DEI37 · 04-19-2003, 01:44 PM

Ouch!

MexicanOnABike · 04-19-2003, 09:08 PM

ahahaha!!! apples would fit in about 3... but pinaple? cant event put half on one!

CSflim · 04-20-2003, 03:05 AM

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!Pineapples!

RaZ · 04-20-2003, 06:03 AM

Gotta hurt.

User Name · 04-20-2003, 08:46 AM

At least they weren't watermelons.

hotzot · 04-20-2003, 09:05 AM

oldie but a GOODIE

greenboy3 · 04-20-2003, 12:16 PM

Yeah Watermelons would be the worst.

loganmule · 04-20-2003, 09:02 PM

cute, and as for the watermelon v. pineapple debate, I won't even go there

04-19-2003, 11:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
TrollInvestigtr Crazy	Yet another cannibal joke Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.

04-19-2003, 11:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
able Upright	gg

04-19-2003, 09:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ahahaha!!! apples would fit in about 3... but pinaple? cant event put half on one! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-20-2003, 03:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!Pineapples! __________________

04-20-2003, 09:05 AM	#8 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	oldie but a GOODIE __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

04-19-2003, 01:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Ouch!

04-20-2003, 08:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
User Name Banned Location: Urf	At least they weren't watermelons.

04-20-2003, 12:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
greenboy3 Crazy	Yeah Watermelons would be the worst.

04-20-2003, 09:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	cute, and as for the watermelon v. pineapple debate, I won't even go there