Trip to Bali (nsfw?)
 

A Cork radio station was running a competition; words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, my name's Dave."
DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"
Caller: "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."
DJ: "...You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Goan fuck yourself!"

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls. All were unsuccessful until:

DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."
DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"
Caller: ""Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."
DJ: "...You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan Fuck yourself!"

ahah i like it!
now can u give me an example of one that really works??? :D

Brilliant !!!

10/10 for effort!

Hahahah excellent

yeah, that's always funny because DJ's are always so egotistical1

i'm going to use that somehow

He shoots, he SCORES!!!

*LMAO*

Oh my god!
Classic! ^-^

lol

I still can't stop laughing. That was great.

Oh man, that's hilarious!

why didn't he win the trip?

that was awesome

thats funny as hell but i don't think its real

That's great...wish I could say that to my boss.

heehee... i like that

Its so stupid that its funny!

Glad

yuk yuk

Ha, Ha, ha, that was fu*king funny as all. I am still laughing.

baaahahaha

was that on FM96 in london, ON?

Yep yep! :D

Hehe, I was just lookin over the site and I found a humourous spelling mistake.

"Register to be an FM96 Freeloader for your chance to qualify for a getaway to the Tockies! That means return flight to Calgary, all necessary ground travel, 3 nights hotel accommodation at Banff Caribou Lodge, and 3 days on the slopes at Sunshine Village Ski and Snowboard Resort."
http://www.fm96.com/station/contests.cfm