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Church 03-02-2004 06:47 PM

Trip to Bali (nsfw?)
 
A Cork radio station was running a competition; words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, my name's Dave."
DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"
Caller: "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."
DJ: "...You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Goan fuck yourself!"

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls. All were unsuccessful until:

DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."
DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"
Caller: ""Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."
DJ: "...You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan Fuck yourself!"

dfence 03-02-2004 09:08 PM

ahah i like it!
now can u give me an example of one that really works??? :D

fatboss 03-03-2004 01:57 AM

Brilliant !!!

10/10 for effort!

Chingal0 03-03-2004 04:47 AM

Hahahah excellent

Ilow 03-03-2004 07:29 AM

yeah, that's always funny because DJ's are always so egotistical1

bacon_masta 03-03-2004 12:02 PM

i'm going to use that somehow

denim 03-03-2004 12:56 PM

He shoots, he SCORES!!!

bubbaspike 03-03-2004 01:40 PM

*LMAO*

Marburg 03-03-2004 06:52 PM

Oh my god!
Classic! ^-^

ritzboi 03-03-2004 07:23 PM

lol

Mavric98 03-04-2004 05:34 AM

I still can't stop laughing. That was great.

Gortexfogg 03-04-2004 06:55 AM

Oh man, that's hilarious!

Slacks_01 03-04-2004 08:39 AM

why didn't he win the trip?

Shpoop 03-04-2004 05:31 PM

that was awesome

toiletraccoon 03-06-2004 03:29 PM

thats funny as hell but i don't think its real

tommy thompson 03-06-2004 06:23 PM

That's great...wish I could say that to my boss.

mystmarimatt 03-07-2004 02:33 AM

heehee... i like that

Glad-I-Ate-Her 03-08-2004 08:06 PM

Its so stupid that its funny!

Glad

Iliftrocks 03-09-2004 10:40 AM

yuk yuk

sky_driver 03-12-2004 01:29 PM

Ha, Ha, ha, that was fu*king funny as all. I am still laughing.

jomom 03-12-2004 03:15 PM

baaahahaha

was that on FM96 in london, ON?

Church 03-12-2004 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jomom
baaahahaha

was that on FM96 in london, ON?

Yep yep! :D

Church 03-12-2004 10:42 PM

Hehe, I was just lookin over the site and I found a humourous spelling mistake.

"Register to be an FM96 Freeloader for your chance to qualify for a getaway to the Tockies! That means return flight to Calgary, all necessary ground travel, 3 nights hotel accommodation at Banff Caribou Lodge, and 3 days on the slopes at Sunshine Village Ski and Snowboard Resort."
http://www.fm96.com/station/contests.cfm


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