FishKing

My wife and I are sleeping, it is 1:00am and our 19 year old son is at a party getting a lap dance from a stripper he knows from high school.

How do we know this....Well she hits his cell phone and it dails our house. My wife answers the phone and we can hear the whole thing.

Too funny.....

NOTE: Son turned Red when we ask him about what was going on....

Slacks_01

that's pretty embarrassing for your son, but slightly humorous

KellyC

Wow...you guys are pretty kick ass parents. My mom and dad would kill me if they know I'm with a stripper. litterally or non-litterally..something bad will happen to me....

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Mavric98

Maybe next time he will remeber to lock the keys.

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dumbnutofak

Oops... maybe I will.


Thanks Dad.

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Boo

Bobby bobby bobby,.............







Did you get pics for your dirty old man and Uncle Boo? If not try harder next time.

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Back button again, I must be getting old.

dumbnutofak

actually i graduated with her....so i can show u a year book pic....at least shes a cheerleader

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Ilow

damn, I never had stripper classmates. at least I had cool parents.

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bacon_masta

lmao, got busted throwing a party at my 'rents house the same way. sat on my cell, then they called the house and asked who i had over. i said no one. then they told me my cell was on.

denim

At least you knew he was having fun!

Evil Milkman

Probably at the expensive of his pants, though. Rippin' some pants!

small one

Should keep it turned off

sillygirl

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....absence makes me miss him more...

mystmarimatt

Shit! that's funny, I have to remember to lock up the cells during my buddy's bachelor party

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mastboyx

holy crap thats just embarrasing

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