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Old 05-04-2003, 04:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke of the Day - May 4

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk."I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.

In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

MORAL OF THE STORY: always let your boss have the first say.
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Old 05-04-2003, 10:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That's a good one dude. Question remains, does the boss's wish override theirs?
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Old 05-04-2003, 10:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
Thats MR. Muffin Face now
 
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LOL I like that
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Old 05-04-2003, 12:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's a good one dude.
You have now lost staring priviledges
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Old 05-04-2003, 12:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah, I wonder if that goes against Genie rules...over-riding someone's wish.
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Old 05-04-2003, 04:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hmm... thats not a cool manager.

And, I don't think the boobs were a big enough clue.
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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LOL this manager is bad...
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Old 05-04-2003, 06:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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haha... sometimes it's best to be last...
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