twilightfoix

Down in the Louisiana Bayou lived two cajuns, Beaudreau and Thibideau. One day Beaudreau went hunting and on his way he passed Thibideau's house. So he stopped in and asked "Hey Thibideau, I'm goin huntin for gators, you wanna come?" Thibideau seeing that Beaudreau has no gun says "Hey Beaudreau, you aint got no gun, how you gonna go huntin fer gators?" Beaudreau respondes, "I don't need no gun, I got me some gatorade." Thibideau respondes, " Now ya get on out a'here. I ain't goin huntin with you, you crazy." So Beaudreau leaves and comes back that night with a pile of gators in the back of his truck so high that there're fallin off. The next day comes and again Beaudreau is goin huntin. He stops off at Thibideau's house and again asks, "Hey Thibideau, I'm goin huntin fer ducks, you wanna join me?" Thibideau seeing again that Beaudreau still has no gun asks, "How you goin go huntin fer ducks, you aint got no gun." And Beaudreau responds, "I don't need a gun, I gots me some ducttape." Thibideau responds, "You ain't gonna catch nothin with no ducttape, you get outta here. I ain't gonna go huntin with you." So Beaudreau leaves and comes back at the end of the night with a pile of ducks on the back of his truck so high that they're fallin off. The next day rolls around and again Beaudreau is goin huntin. So he stops off at Thibideau's and asks him if he wants to go huntin with him. Now Thibideau is wising up to Beaudreau's game so he asks, "Hey Beaudreau, what you got to go huntin with today?" And Beaudreau responds, "I gots me some pussywillow." Thibideau replies, "You wait just one second, I'm gonna go get my coat."

Slacks_01

that's pretty good!

Ilow

kinda saw that coming, but it's still funny

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Gortexfogg

Good one.

deportes

cute

Kllr Wolf

that is good. I need to find some pussywillows and go hunting

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Memnoch

...I don't get it?

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