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acostello 02-28-2004 05:23 AM

Moses and God
 
Moses climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up to the heavens, he asks the Lord. . . "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Moses asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Moses asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute

Evil Milkman 02-28-2004 07:56 AM

Heheheh... Good joke. :)

Gortexfogg 02-28-2004 10:54 AM

Funny stuff!

twilightfoix 02-28-2004 08:35 PM

good for a quick laugh

KellyC 02-28-2004 11:19 PM

I heard the vietnamese version of this. both are good. Hmmmm

loganmule 02-29-2004 06:44 PM

cute one, and I can even repeat it in mixed company

Mavric98 03-01-2004 12:07 AM

that is great

mastboyx 03-06-2004 12:40 PM

hahahahaha that was cool hahaha funny

fizzledorf 03-12-2004 09:29 AM

heard that the other day, it's great


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