So these two guys went golfing...
 

Two men went golfing one afternoon.

The first man hit the ball far to the right into the woods somewhere, and the other guy smashed the ball to the left into the woods, too. They both agreed to just go hit their balls and meet up on the green whenever they could. So they take off to their respective balls to try to find them. They looked and looked for their golf balls, and before they knew it, they finally had found them.

One of the guys found his in a fairly good-sized pasture of buttercup flowers. He wanted to play fair, so he started to whack at the golf ball to get it back on course. He tried his best to hit the ball, but kept missing. After some time, he had beat up the buttercup flowers in his area pretty well. There were flowers being destroyed left and right by his mighty swing. Eventually, from out of nowhere, Mother Nature herself appeared.

Mother Nature asked him, "Why are you doing this? Why are you destorying my beautiful field of buttercup flowers?"

He looked at her, grumbled, and kept trying to hit his ball out of the gorgeous field of flowers. Mother Nature then again scolded him for his actions, but continued to ignore her request to cease obliterating the sacred land with his golf club. Finally, she had had enough with him disobeying her orders.

So Mother Nature threatened him. She said, "Because you are not obeying my request to stop destroying these buttercup flowers, you will not be able to eat butter for a whole YEAR!"

He looked at her and laughed. The man then said, "Well, if that's the case, my buddy hit his ball on the other side of the course where the pussy-willows are."

Haha, mother nature taking sweet, sweet justice.

Funny stuff!

definetily goin for the butter cups rather than the pussy willows

Very good

i sure didn;t expect that ending

hahahahaha, unexpected indeed, funny as hell

Damn, Mother Nature sure is a bitch.

yeeesh...


mystmarimatt goes off and recycles all his bottles, and waters little plants

I just threw a glass beer bottle into the street and wasted so much gas speeding home. on purpose.

lol

I thought butter came from Cows.

and i thought pussy came from women but ya never know :thumbsup:

man lucky the guy is still able to eat pussy