ForgottenKnight

This is my favorite joke, so I thought I'd share it. I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I do.


This guy gets sick of society, so he moves out into the middle of nowhere in Montana. You know, his nearest neighbor is a mile down the road, he get's the mail once a week, and gets the groceries once a month. He's living out there for about six months when he hears someone bang on his door. The man opens the door and this big burly guy says, "Hi. I'm your new neighbor from a half the mile down the road. I'm having a party this Saturday night and you're invited. Will you be there?"

The man replies, "Well, I haven't been to a party in six months or so....yeah, I'll be there."

The burly guy turns to leave, then turns back and says, "By the way, I hear there's going to be some pretty burtal drinking at this party. Will you still be there?"

The man replies, "Well, I haven't drank in about six months, but I can hold my alcohol. I'll be there."

The burly man gets to the end of the pourch when he turns and says, "I also heard that there's going to be some pretty brutal fights at this party. Will you still be there?"

The man replies, "Well, I haven't been in a fight for about six months, but I can hold my own. I'll be there."

The burly man starts to leave again. This time he gets halfway down the driveway when he turns and says, "Oh yeah...I almost forgot. I heard there's going to be some really burtal sex at this party. Will you be there?"

The man replies, "Well, I haven't had sex for about six months, so I'll be there."

The burly guy gets to the end of the driveway when the first man yells out, "By the way, what should I wear?"

The burly guy replies, "Doesn't matter to me. It's just going to be the two of us."

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mirevolver

good

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cchris

Ha ha did not expect that

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tripp

Thank you very much for the joke- that was hilarious. One of my favorites in a while

DEI37

I've heard that, and I just love it. It's definitely in the "classics" section!

forgotten_dream

Ouch. Think he's still gonna be there?

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