bacon_masta

a guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, and sits down with another guy in the back. they both proceed to get absolutely fucking pickled, when stumbles of the guys walks up to the bar and bets the bartender 50 dollars that if he puts a mug on the bar he can piss into it and not get a drop on the bar. the bartender agrees, and puts a mug on the bar. the drunk guy proceeds to piss all over the bar, and the bartender smiles and says "pay up". then he realizes the other guy is smiling too. "what's so funny?" asked the bartender. the man replies "i just bet the guy i was sitting with 200 bucks that i could piss all over the bar and make you smile about it."

twilightfoix

do a search, i posted that same joke like 12 days ago.

bacon_masta

my bad....

lyxo

and dude... are you drunk?
that was the worst run on sentence i've ever read

bacon_masta

uh....no. i just have bad english because for some reason i can't seem to end a sentence without going and going and going and....well, you get the picture. i'll try to work on the whole grammar thing, but don't expect a lot of improvement