bacon_masta

nun 1 and nun 2 were walking back from a town near their convent one day when they noticed a very large man with a VERY large bulge in his pants following them. they quickly decide to split up so only one of them can be caught, and begin to run. nun 1 quickly outdistances nun 2 and makes it safely back to the convent. nun 2 arrives a few minutes later.

nun 1: what happened?

nun 2: well, i knew he was going to catch me, so i did the only thing i could....i turned around and lifted up my dress.

nun 1: oh no!! what did he do?

nun 2: he dropped his pants around his ankles.

nun 1: dear lord, did you get-?

nun 2 (interrupting): nope, a nun with her dress up can run WAY faster than a man with his pants down

theguyondacouch

I thought that waz going to end in a terrible way

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twilightfoix

it started dirty, it proceeded dirty but it eneded funny. good one

Kllr Wolf

Funny ending. didnt see it coming

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bacon_masta

one of my favs, thanks for the positive feedback

fizzledorf

great ending!

Infernal

LOL excellent ending

xim

man i was hopin for some nun lovin

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small one

Very good

Gortexfogg

Hehe, smart nun.

mvassek

How much luvin did the large man get?

Nun

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I did get the T-shirt, but I've put on some weight so it don't fit.

It made a nice grease rag!

losthellhound

great ending

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phathom

Another nun joke---
Two nuns have to venture out of the convent to a church uptown, but they have to walk through a bad neighborhood to get there. As they are talking one says to the other must we really go, we'll surely get raped on our way. The other nun replies yes it's worth going there even if we will get raped twice. Twice the other nun replies? Well yes we have to come back don't we?

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Slacks_01

that was a good ending, funny and didn't see it coming