lucidity

From a lady in South Africa:
Ladies Nite

Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of
the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a R10 note.

When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the R10 note and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a R20 note.

She called the guy back, licks the R20 note, and sticks it to his
other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a R50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the R50 note. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the R50 note. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet...........! What could I do??

The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and went home!!

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rsl12

hahaha of course i hope i hope i never get a bill slathered with saliva and butt sweat

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xim

haha didnt expact that

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hawkeye

nice one.

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You're not fat,
You're just a giant ball
of love, covered in anger.

KellyC

Well done

works on strippers too?

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

DEI37

Now THAT was funny! Thanks for the laugh.

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H12

He he he, I'll remember that one.

That'd be one hell of a deal if it did.

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--Aristotle

Jephree

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When's the next good swell in SoCal?