Eviltree

One day, A french army was moving along, and they came to a hill. The commander said "oh what eez zees? Ah must know what ees on zee uzzer side of zee hill. Do ah have a volunteer to look?" and so a frenchman stepped forward "ah weel look to see what is on zee uzzer side of zees hill for my country."
He went up the hill sneaking from rock to rock, tree to tree, bush to bush, untill he got to the top, slithered on his belley, peeked over a log, and BANG! he was shot and rolled down the hill, he said "commander, ah have failed you, bacontree!'
So the commander said 'ahh no, what is zees, I do not know what a bacontree ees, ah need another volunteer." Another frenchman stepped forward "ahh weel go for my dead comrade and my country"
He went up the hill sneaking from rock to rock, tree to tree, bush to bush, untill he got to the top, slithered on his belley, peeked over a log, and BANG! he was shot and rolled down the hill, he said "commander, ah have failed you, bacontree!'
at this point the commander was quite stressed "what ees thees? ah have lost 2 men and still do not know what is on the other side of zee hill or what bacontree is, thees time, I shall go myself.
The commander snuck up the hill, from rock to rock, bush to bush, tree to tree, untill he reached the top of the hill. then he slithered on his belly and peeked over the log, and BANG, he rolled down the hill.
With his last breathes, the commander whispered to his troops, "zoze fools, eet was no bacontree, eet was a hambush!"




*best told with a strong french accent

mino

that is so bad that it's good.

no, wait... maybe it's so bad it's bad.

I can't tell. Anyway, made ME laugh. Thanks.

Snakeyes

that sucked ass

vulture

I liked it ! thx

GremlinDelirium

I could just hear the french accent... it was funny.

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