Tragedy?
 

Al Sharpton is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asks the Rev. Sharpton if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy."

So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."

"No," says the Great Al Sharpton," that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted spiritual leader. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Rev. Sharpton searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand.

In a quiet voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Rev. Sharpton were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Sharpton, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

Repost. but still good. :lol:

SORRY,
SOMEONE SENT IT VIA E-MAIL AND I DID NOT REALIZE IT WAS POSTED HERE BEFORE....'
STILL FUNNY

I bet the little boy in the back was little johnny.

:lol: thanks for the post

As said before, repost.

but by no means do I mind reading it again!

LOL!

Heheh, I already got a joke of mine reposted! I'm so proud, or something.

FishKing, it didn't annoy me at all, but just so you know: use the search function before you post a joke to find out if it's already been posted.

FoolThemAll, Thanks for the advice.

Every Joke Has Been Told Before At One Point Or Another I Guess.

V/r
FishKing

lol, very nice :)
Thanks for postin

rofl, very funny. not a great loss nor an accident. lol

let the truth be known!

oh YES; man I'm a new yorker and crap, man, do I have to hear about him every day?

that's great, hadn't heard that one before. keep em coming!!

haha stupid bus full of kids

lol..I liked it...thanks