Dear Earthling,
 

Hello!
I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet.
I have transformed myself into this text file.
As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you are smiling.

*Smiling* Hi what galaxy are you from?
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies...reen_alien.gif

Stop it, or I'll go blind!

those damn aliens, can't trust them