marcopolo

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing 20 pounds. WOW! From all and congratulations.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked him: "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth? How much does he weigh now?"
The answer was 10 pounds.
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh 20 pounds."
The proud Texas father said: "Just had him circumcised."

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Plummie

Damn! LOL

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zf0enix

Funny! I'd be pissed about losing an extra 10lbs of man flesh, though.

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unknownmf

thats pretty funny!! I think i remeber that from the old TFP, still great.

Eviltree

yikes

vevaphon

so, they removed a 10lb tumour from the poor baby?

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cchris

We breed em like that here too

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ForgottenKnight

Funny!

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microdot

Heard it before, but still got a chuckle out of me