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Old 05-03-2003, 07:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Wifes drapes

How do you make your wife scream twice. After your done screwing her up the ass, wipe your dick off on her curtians.
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Old 05-03-2003, 07:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
Go faster!
 
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Yeah, that'd probably do it!!!
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Old 05-03-2003, 12:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That could easily translate to "How do you wake up with your dick in your mouth?"
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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that wouldn't be the wisest thing to do however.
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Old 05-03-2003, 09:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Banned from the bedroom after that
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Old 05-03-2003, 09:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: Following the light...
You'd be sleeping on the couch...if she let you stay in the house...
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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She would smack you with a newspaper and shout "Bad dog" then you wouldn't be allowed in the house again. not good.
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Old 05-04-2003, 06:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: Between the darkness and the light.
and then you scream as she drives her knee into your balls.
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Old 05-27-2003, 06:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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funny
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Old 05-28-2003, 08:59 AM   #10 (permalink)
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or alternatively, saying come here, and using her hair instead....
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