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Miroslav

05-03-2003 07:06 AM

Wifes drapes

How do you make your wife scream twice. After your done screwing her up the ass, wipe your dick off on her curtians.

DEI37

05-03-2003 07:17 AM

Yeah, that'd probably do it!!!

zf0enix

05-03-2003 12:52 PM

That could easily translate to "How do you wake up with your dick in your mouth?"

Eviltree

05-03-2003 03:53 PM

that wouldn't be the wisest thing to do however.

cchris

05-03-2003 09:26 PM

Banned from the bedroom after that

ForgottenKnight

05-03-2003 09:29 PM

You'd be sleeping on the couch...if she let you stay in the house...

GremlinDelirium

05-04-2003 05:59 PM

She would smack you with a newspaper and shout "Bad dog" then you wouldn't be allowed in the house again. not good.

mirevolver

05-04-2003 06:58 PM

and then you scream as she drives her knee into your balls.

yamaha

05-27-2003 06:54 PM

funny

morlock

05-28-2003 08:59 AM

or alternatively, saying come here, and using her hair instead....

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