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02-08-2004, 12:19 AM
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Computer Viruses part 1
Ellen Degeneres virus--Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Monica Lewinsky virus--Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Titanic virus--Makes your whole computer go down. Disney virus--Everything in the computer goes Goofy. Mike Tyson virus--Quits after one byte. Prozac virus--Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. Sharon Stone virus--Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there. Lorena Bobbit virus--Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy. Tim Allen virus--Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact. Woody Allen virus--Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card. Saddam Hussein virus--Won't let you into any of your programs. Tonya Harding virus--Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons. George Michaels virus--Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup. Joey Buttafuco virus--Only attacks minor files. X-files virus--All your Icons start shapeshifting. Spice Girl virus--Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop. Ronald Reagan virus--Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus--Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them. Sony Bono virus--Just when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears out of nowhere. Martha Stewart virus--Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop.
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02-08-2004, 06:05 AM
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Janet Jackson virus--Shows off your newest 'upgrades' for the whole world to see
Paris Hilton virus--Turns Windows into a whiny little bitch (not that it's much of a change) Tubgirl virus--Make your computer start shooting a fountain of diarrhea out the exhaust port. Milton virus--Sets your computer on fire for taking its red Swingline stapler
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