Computer Viruses part 1
 

Ellen Degeneres virus--Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Monica Lewinsky virus--Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
Titanic virus--Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney virus--Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Mike Tyson virus--Quits after one byte.
Prozac virus--Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Sharon Stone virus--Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
Lorena Bobbit virus--Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Tim Allen virus--Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.
Woody Allen virus--Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
Saddam Hussein virus--Won't let you into any of your programs.
Tonya Harding virus--Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.
George Michaels virus--Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup.
Joey Buttafuco virus--Only attacks minor files.
X-files virus--All your Icons start shapeshifting.
Spice Girl virus--Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
Ronald Reagan virus--Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus--Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.
Sony Bono virus--Just when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears out of nowhere.
Martha Stewart virus--Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop.

lol
 

the kevorkian one had me laughing out loud, hilarious! ^^

Janet Jackson virus--Shows off your newest 'upgrades' for the whole world to see
Paris Hilton virus--Turns Windows into a whiny little bitch (not that it's much of a change)
Tubgirl virus--Make your computer start shooting a fountain of diarrhea out the exhaust port.
Milton virus--Sets your computer on fire for taking its red Swingline stapler

good collection...I think I've been a victim of some of these

good collection...I think I've been a victim of some of these

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus--Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them

Great one