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Reese · 01-24-2004, 04:01 AM

Three drunks were sitting at a bar.
The first one said... "I went in my daughter's room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes."

He paused. "I didn't even know she smoked!"

The second drunk said... "I can beat that! I went into my daughters room, looked in the closet and found a case of beer. I didn't even know she drank!"

The first two looked at the third as he begin to speak..
"I can beat that! I went into my daughter's room and looked under her pillow. I found a pack of condoms!!!"

He paused...
"I didn't even know she had a penis!!!"

bastit · 01-24-2004, 12:55 PM

haha, thats awesome

Crack · 01-24-2004, 07:29 PM

I've met a girl like that...

~Crack

heccubusiv · 01-24-2004, 08:10 PM

i am drubk too... good to be me i love cptain morgans

da^cheat · 01-25-2004, 05:46 AM

lmfao @ lost drunk stupid men!

nice joke by the way

Homey_V · 01-25-2004, 01:30 PM

Hehehe, Good one.

Dixie_Wrekked · 01-25-2004, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackprogram
I've met a girl like that...
~Crack

condoms under her pillow, or she had a penis

Munku · 01-25-2004, 06:03 PM

Lol that's too funny. And to the above, I hope it's condoms. :P

diddagirl · 01-26-2004, 12:13 AM

ahahaha...good stuff.

monody · 01-26-2004, 10:30 AM

ooOOOooooh.

wipeout · 01-26-2004, 01:00 PM

funny stuff there u say

lrsurfer · 01-27-2004, 02:16 PM

Excellent and thanks!
I needed that laugh!

Crack · 02-10-2004, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
Lol that's too funny. And to the above, I hope it's condoms. :P

Both actually...

bt8624 · 02-10-2004, 01:46 PM

lol...cute

xim · 02-11-2004, 01:09 AM

thats a good one

deportes · 02-15-2004, 05:31 PM

thats good

pinklily · 02-15-2004, 07:36 PM

funny!

01-24-2004, 04:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	drunks......... Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said... "I went in my daughter's room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes." He paused. "I didn't even know she smoked!" The second drunk said... "I can beat that! I went into my daughters room, looked in the closet and found a case of beer. I didn't even know she drank!" The first two looked at the third as he begin to speak.. "I can beat that! I went into my daughter's room and looked under her pillow. I found a pack of condoms!!!" He paused... "I didn't even know she had a penis!!!" __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

01-24-2004, 12:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
bastit Tilted Location: San Diego	haha, thats awesome __________________ Have you ever caught a fart in a cup then smelled it...uhh yeah me neither

01-24-2004, 07:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I've met a girl like that... ~Crack __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

01-24-2004, 08:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
heccubusiv #1 Irish Fan Location: The Burgh	i am drubk too... good to be me i love cptain morgans __________________ Fuck Ohio

01-26-2004, 12:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
diddagirl Addict Location: Calgary, AB	ahahaha...good stuff. __________________ "Is it so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun, to have lived long in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done." -Matthew Arnold

01-25-2004, 05:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
da^cheat Upright	lmfao @ lost drunk stupid men! nice joke by the way

01-25-2004, 01:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
Homey_V Psycho Location: Canada	Hehehe, Good one.

01-25-2004, 06:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Lol that's too funny. And to the above, I hope it's condoms. :P

01-26-2004, 10:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
monody Tilted Location: with the dust bunnies	ooOOOooooh. __________________ Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to explain the curious attractiveness of others. -Oscar Wilde.

01-26-2004, 01:00 PM	#11 (permalink)
wipeout Crazy Location: Los BIOS	funny stuff there u say __________________ My memories are of fun and friendship, Of weakness within the strength of youth...

01-27-2004, 02:16 PM	#12 (permalink)
lrsurfer Banned	Excellent and thanks! I needed that laugh!

02-10-2004, 01:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
bt8624 Upright	lol...cute

02-11-2004, 01:09 AM	#15 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	thats a good one __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-15-2004, 05:31 PM	#16 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	thats good

02-15-2004, 07:36 PM	#17 (permalink)
pinklily Crazy	funny!