Reese

Three drunks were sitting at a bar.
The first one said... "I went in my daughter's room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes."

He paused. "I didn't even know she smoked!"

The second drunk said... "I can beat that! I went into my daughters room, looked in the closet and found a case of beer. I didn't even know she drank!"

The first two looked at the third as he begin to speak..
"I can beat that! I went into my daughter's room and looked under her pillow. I found a pack of condoms!!!"

He paused...
"I didn't even know she had a penis!!!"

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bastit

haha, thats awesome

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Crack

I've met a girl like that...
~Crack

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heccubusiv

i am drubk too... good to be me i love cptain morgans

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da^cheat

lmfao @ lost drunk stupid men! nice joke by the way

Homey_V

Hehehe, Good one.

Dixie_Wrekked

condoms under her pillow, or she had a penis

Munku

Lol that's too funny. And to the above, I hope it's condoms. :P

diddagirl

ahahaha...good stuff.

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monody

ooOOOooooh.

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wipeout

funny stuff there u say

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lrsurfer

Excellent and thanks!
I needed that laugh!

Crack

Both actually...

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bt8624

lol...cute

xim

thats a good one

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deportes

thats good

pinklily

funny!