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Liquor Dealer 02-05-2004 06:32 PM

Crack?
 
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! Ya need ta go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuttin' wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes, there is! Now git out there and fix it."

So Pa moseys on out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuttin' wrong with the outhouse!"

Ma replies, "Stick yer head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yer head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells
back,

"Ma! There ain't nuttin' wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now, take your head outta the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it??"

Confederate 02-05-2004 06:39 PM

hmmm, is the joke implying that she has a hairy ass?

Crack 02-06-2004 06:29 AM

Yes?

manupimp 02-06-2004 07:29 AM

That's nasty.

gilada 02-06-2004 09:13 AM

beard = vaginal hair?

monody 02-06-2004 05:36 PM

ru-haha

mbchills 02-07-2004 09:42 AM

rofl

jasonresno 02-07-2004 10:06 AM

Meh so so joke.

bigbad 02-08-2004 03:10 AM

Is pretty good, totally wasn't expecting it.

PorscheBunny 02-08-2004 05:47 AM

This one is old enough to have used an outhouse. :p Funny, not quite rofl.

ZILLAH 02-08-2004 05:51 AM

Pa needs to tell Ma to shave the thing and she wouldn't have that problem. LOL

bt8624 02-10-2004 01:59 PM

yeah i was think hairy cooch myself....lol

nasty either way!

Mister B 02-10-2004 07:42 PM

I love me a nice hairy vag.

xim 02-11-2004 01:08 AM

yeah definatly it was gynie hair

ladyadmin 02-13-2004 12:19 PM

Pa doesn't need to fix the seat; Ma needs to shave the Wooly Mammoth

deportes 02-13-2004 02:22 PM

funny

Slacks_01 02-13-2004 02:24 PM

took me a few to figure out the punchline, but funny!

moonstrucksoul 02-13-2004 04:23 PM

damn, i couldn't stand to have a hairy ass pussy at home.

scrappmittens 02-13-2004 11:45 PM

nastyyyyyyyy

FishKing 02-14-2004 01:44 AM

hehe

Did not expect that.

Thanks ma and pa

datroyenschwart 02-14-2004 10:02 PM

Yuck.


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