Don't think I've ever seen this one posted, so here goes...
 

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left." The male statue asks the woman statue, "Would you like to do it again?" "Oh, yes let's," she replies! "But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head.

wow, i'm surprised that nobody had posted this one yet; nice one!

Hehe, good ending to that one.

This is great! Very clever! Thanks

:lol: HEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

very clever one. thanks for sharing it

Very good one. Liked the ending...hehe

I've heard that one before, still good stuff though

I laughed out loud in a room on my own. That's a sure sign a joke is a goodun'

Thanx

A ripsnorter from way back.

Great joke.

yea i havent heard that one in a few years

Haha that's a good one :)

excellent

coudn't put up with their crap any longer ;)

good one. repeat. good one.

thats gooood...revenge is sweet

really great :lol:

hahahaaaa i didnt see it coming :p

think i saw it psoted once, but still good for a chuckle!

LOL totally unexpected. thats some good stuff :)

classic! i heard that long ago but forgot the end :thumbsup:

classic baby

That was good, I wasn't expecting....well yeah I was expecting something like that. Great!

Hahah at first I thought I hadn't heard it before, but when the joke says they went into the bush, that's when I remembered.

I love this joke :)

hahhahaha kinda saw it commin but not really, :D

that's a pretty good one, thanks!!!

first time i ever heard it, hadnt had such a good laugh in awhile thanks

haha