Grin & Bear It
 

Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around to see a big Black Bear. The Black Bear said, "Don, you've got two choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex." Don decided to bend over.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks Don soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the Black Bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge Grizzly Bear was standing right next to him. The Grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Don. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex." Again, Don thought it was better to comply.

Although he survived, it took several months before Don finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the Grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge. But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Don turned round to find a giant Polar Bear standing there.

The Polar Bear said, "Admit it Don, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"

LOL i didnt see that lasr part coming

Kinky bear sex...hmm...nah, I'll pass! :D

That was good, thanks :D

What a hoot

LOL. Still laughing. That's soo great. LOL

I think any sex with a bear is pretty kinky, regardless of what kind of bear it is =p

mmmmm bears

heheheh.... this is one of the better jokes i've heard in a while =)

hahaha wasn't expecting that punchline :D

Good one, was a shocker!

good one!

lol, damn that's hilarious, thanks!!!!

lol!

funny....

Hilarious!!!!!!

Very good, very very good!

hahahha, nice

nice one, unexpected punchline too, well done!

Very funny, and unexpected.

hahaha. Great punchline.

hehe awesome punchline ;) No idea why the polar bear would be there, but neither do I care! :lol:

haha didn't see that comming

Another good one. Thank you

very good one. thanks

he ha, that is funny

good one.


glad

GREAT

Hee Hee

Hahahah *chuckle*

Cool ending - Thanks!

Great ending... Unexpected. Very funny.

Hehe, was the polar bear gonna claim to be a cousin too?

gay bears! I've never considered it before...

ass fucking bear and gay hunter!! so hilarious!!!

LOL I have hunter friends who would appreciate that. :)

damn.... very good, very wrong...

nice, totally didnt see that coming :)