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Hanxter · 05-02-2003, 09:59 AM

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands.
As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she
took off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.

The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other, " We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no
good last night, my wife came home without her panties...".

The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget you".

xavier · 05-02-2003, 10:17 AM

good one

forgotten_dream · 05-02-2003, 10:18 AM

heh. Nice! ^_^

HeyAgain · 05-02-2003, 10:19 AM

Excellent joke!

Brewmaniac · 05-02-2003, 10:30 AM

This is great! Thanks

cchris · 05-03-2003, 09:35 PM

What a hoot

mirevolver · 05-03-2003, 09:40 PM

That's great

ForgottenKnight · 05-03-2003, 09:43 PM

HAHAHA!!! That's very funny.

GremlinDelirium · 05-04-2003, 05:51 PM

Great one... saw this on the last tfp... Glad to see it lives

Eviltree · 05-05-2003, 06:57 PM

hehe, this ones new to me, good one.

pta200 · 05-06-2003, 08:57 AM

hahahahahhaha!!

warrrreagl · 05-06-2003, 10:00 AM

Beautiful, beautiful!

TerresqueÜ · 05-06-2003, 12:39 PM

Muy excellente Senor Hanxter

Minx · 05-06-2003, 02:13 PM

Good one!

riptide4070 · 05-06-2003, 02:31 PM

my kinda joke...short and funny

MikeyChalupa · 05-06-2003, 06:04 PM

The visual is great!

-Mikey

05-02-2003, 09:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Ladies Night Out Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them. The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other, " We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties...". The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget you".

05-02-2003, 10:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	heh. Nice! ^_^ __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-02-2003, 10:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	This is great! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

05-03-2003, 09:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	What a hoot __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-03-2003, 09:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	That's great __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

05-02-2003, 10:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
xavier Upright Location: Missouri	good one

05-02-2003, 10:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
HeyAgain Psycho	Excellent joke!

05-03-2003, 09:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	HAHAHA!!! That's very funny. __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

05-04-2003, 05:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Great one... saw this on the last tfp... Glad to see it lives __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

05-05-2003, 06:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	hehe, this ones new to me, good one.

05-06-2003, 08:57 AM	#11 (permalink)
pta200 Insane	hahahahahhaha!!

05-06-2003, 10:00 AM	#12 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Beautiful, beautiful! __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-06-2003, 12:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Muy excellente Senor Hanxter __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-06-2003, 02:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Good one! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-06-2003, 02:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	my kinda joke...short and funny __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-06-2003, 06:04 PM	#16 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	The visual is great! -Mikey