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Hanxter 05-02-2003 09:59 AM

Ladies Night Out
 
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands.
As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she
took off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.

The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other, " We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no
good last night, my wife came home without her panties...".

The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget you".

xavier 05-02-2003 10:17 AM

good one

forgotten_dream 05-02-2003 10:18 AM

heh. Nice! ^_^

HeyAgain 05-02-2003 10:19 AM

Excellent joke! :)

Brewmaniac 05-02-2003 10:30 AM

This is great! Thanks

cchris 05-03-2003 09:35 PM

What a hoot

mirevolver 05-03-2003 09:40 PM

That's great

ForgottenKnight 05-03-2003 09:43 PM

HAHAHA!!! That's very funny.

GremlinDelirium 05-04-2003 05:51 PM

Great one... saw this on the last tfp... Glad to see it lives

Eviltree 05-05-2003 06:57 PM

hehe, this ones new to me, good one.

pta200 05-06-2003 08:57 AM

hahahahahhaha!!

warrrreagl 05-06-2003 10:00 AM

Beautiful, beautiful!

TerresqueÜ 05-06-2003 12:39 PM

Muy excellente Senor Hanxter

Minx 05-06-2003 02:13 PM

Good one!

riptide4070 05-06-2003 02:31 PM

my kinda joke...short and funny

MikeyChalupa 05-06-2003 06:04 PM

The visual is great!

-Mikey


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