Grandpa
 

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my
grandpa!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits".

haha, that is a good one

got a chuckle out of me :)

well crafted

That is one heck of a partying grandfather.

I've heard it before but it's still a good one.