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Cursive · 01-25-2004, 08:38 AM

I did a search and I didn't see it, hope its not a repost

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
stalking
around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the
phone."

Starfish · 01-25-2004, 09:23 AM

i got a chuckle.......

sillygirl · 01-25-2004, 11:35 AM

Dixie_Wrekked · 01-25-2004, 02:07 PM

yep definately worth a chuckle

01-25-2004, 03:05 PM

oh my, lol

Munku · 01-25-2004, 05:58 PM

Lol good one! Too bad I'm a guy and I HATE beer. Stupid stereotypes..

listid · 01-25-2004, 08:09 PM

heh and i'm a girl, love beer and hate the phone

Flesh · 01-25-2004, 08:51 PM

heheh

Boo · 01-25-2004, 10:30 PM

I liked it!!!!

wipeout · 01-26-2004, 01:02 PM

bltzkriegmcanon · 01-26-2004, 06:30 PM

Unga · 01-27-2004, 01:04 AM

haha yeesh :P
how sterotypical

lrsurfer · 01-27-2004, 02:36 PM

Oldie

kulrblind · 01-28-2004, 06:52 AM

...but a goodie.

indiretto · 01-30-2004, 01:08 AM

May be old but I had never heard it... very funny thanks for posting it.

clifclav · 01-30-2004, 06:14 AM

Never heard it before. Very cute one. Thanks

lucidity · 01-30-2004, 07:28 PM

yes, very cute.

glytch · 01-30-2004, 08:37 PM

I like that one, never heard it before. Thanks!

deportes · 02-15-2004, 05:41 PM

good one

small one · 02-19-2004, 01:21 AM

Like that one a lot

gilada · 02-19-2004, 02:15 PM

zing.

bond007 · 02-19-2004, 03:31 PM

funny!

01-25-2004, 08:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cursive Tilted	How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly I did a search and I didn't see it, hope its not a repost A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." __________________ Never trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die

01-25-2004, 09:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Starfish Tilted Location: Illnois	i got a chuckle....... __________________ Evil Milkman: "So I wonder what it would taste like now?" Me: "Like a big floppy penis that hasn't been washed in a couple days."

01-25-2004, 11:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	__________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

01-25-2004, 10:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
Boo Leave me alone! Location: Alaska, USA	I liked it!!!! __________________ Back button again, I must be getting old.

01-26-2004, 01:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
wipeout Crazy Location: Los BIOS	nice __________________ My memories are of fun and friendship, Of weakness within the strength of youth...

01-25-2004, 02:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dixie_Wrekked Banned Location: Bryan, Tx	yep definately worth a chuckle

01-25-2004, 03:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	oh my, lol

01-25-2004, 05:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Lol good one! Too bad I'm a guy and I HATE beer. Stupid stereotypes..

01-25-2004, 08:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
listid Upright	heh and i'm a girl, love beer and hate the phone

01-26-2004, 06:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
bltzkriegmcanon Holy Knight of The Alliance Location: Stormwind, The Eastern Kingdoms, Azeroth	Lolz __________________ What do you say to one last showdown? - Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3 The password is "Who are the Patriots?" and "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." Gotcha. - The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3

01-27-2004, 01:04 AM	#12 (permalink)
Unga Crazy	haha yeesh :P how sterotypical

01-27-2004, 02:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
lrsurfer Banned	Oldie

01-28-2004, 06:52 AM	#14 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	...but a goodie.

01-30-2004, 01:08 AM	#15 (permalink)
indiretto Tilted Location: USA, Oregon	May be old but I had never heard it... very funny thanks for posting it. __________________ Happy Tree Friends... It’s more fun than a stick.

01-30-2004, 06:14 AM	#16 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	Never heard it before. Very cute one. Thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

01-25-2004, 08:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	heheh

01-30-2004, 07:28 PM	#17 (permalink)
lucidity Crazy Location: ...the space between what's wrong and right...	yes, very cute.

02-15-2004, 05:41 PM	#19 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	good one

02-19-2004, 02:15 PM	#21 (permalink)
gilada Psycho Location: Dallas, Tx	zing. __________________ Hey, this isn't rocket surgery. See my futurephone pics at: http://gilada.textamerica.com See my DVD's at: http://www.dvdprofiler.com/mycollection.asp?alias=gilada

01-30-2004, 08:37 PM	#18 (permalink)
glytch I am not permanent. Location: Tennessee	I like that one, never heard it before. Thanks! __________________ If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. - Mitch Hedberg

02-19-2004, 01:21 AM	#20 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Like that one a lot

02-19-2004, 03:31 PM	#22 (permalink)
bond007 Junkie Location: too far from Texas	funny!